If your life ambition is to appear on the national news in more than 100 countries, here’s a grand plan: enter the world’s most famous waterless regatta and race otherwise sane and normal people down a sandy course (the almost permanently dry Todd River) in bottomless “eights”, “oxford tubs” and “bathtubs.”

News producers around the world apparently love showing participants paddling canoes with sand shovels. And, of course, the less conservative your dress, the more likely you are to get a look in. You could, on the other hand, just go and watch. The Henley-On-Todd Dry River Boat Regatta, held every September, is only one of many exciting, exotic, extreme, exclusive and entertaining activities offered up by Australia’s oasis in the desert, the capital of the Outback, Alice Springs.

“If one event sums up the Australian mentality, this is it. A truly unique experience.”
– David Whitley

The people of Alice like to remind the rest of us of their uniqueness in a unique way. For example, who was the guru that said Alice Springs is where you can be closest to all the beaches in Australia at once (although quite a drive from the nearest one)? Or that Alice is, and we quote, “the romantic capital of Australia”? Or that Alice is the oldest town in Australia? (The Arrernte Aboriginal group have lived in the vicinity for 20,000 years.)

The town overflows with the history of the Outback and its explorers. It’s the town that defines Australian toughness. It sits among the magnificence of the MacDonnell ranges, it’s a hop, skip and a jump from Uluru and Kata Tjuta, it’s surrounded by some of the most famous tracks in Australia (the Birdsville, the Strzelecki, the Tanami etc), and it’s home to the Flying Doctors – who preside over the world’s biggest geographical medical practice. Within easy reach are many centres of world-renowned Aboriginal art.

Once in your life, for several days at least, you need to take some time to experience, and marvel at, the Alice.

Did you know?
The town was surveyed in 1888 and called Stuart, after the explorer, until 1933 when the popular name of Alice Springs was officially adopted. It was planned that Stuart would be the major railhead in the Centre but it wasn’t until 1929 that The Ghan actually reached the town.

How to get there
Qantas and Virgin Blue offer regular flights to Alice Springs from most major cities in Australia.

Best time to go
The Henley-On-Todd Dry River Boat Regatta is held every year in September.

Further information
Useful websites:

www.henleyontodd.com.au
Official Regatta website

www.thealice.com.au
Comprehensive website with information on Alice Springs – activities, accommodation etc.

** This is our original 100 Things to Do Before You Die. First published in 1996. There is an updated 100 Things To Do In Australia Before you die, published in 2011.

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